Thursday, May 24, 2012

iCenter and 80's music videos

For the past month and a half I have been working in the BP iCenter, a drilling optimization and monitoring office in the BP building.  I emphasize office, because everyone else in the BP building exists in a farm of cubicles while two Schlumberger engineers get an office filled with computer screens.  The work is interesting as it exposes me to the client side and allows me to lead a relatively normal life; I sleep and eat at regular hours while having the opportunity to socialize with people in town.  I'm losing my mind from all the normalcy, so to keep my brain limber I have been indulging in more music videos produced in the 80's than usual.

80's music videos are truly a lost art.  No more are music videos produced featuring claymation merging into random images from a Peter Gabriel acid trip, or geriatrics attempting to play the drums for Talking Heads.  No, now we have booty shaking and some ridiculous dance scene with a latex-laden heroine who is heroin-skinny.  While videos such as "Take On Me" by Aha and "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell epitomize the time, I've found that they are the median on weird.  New Order pushed the bizarre envelope of 80's music videos.  My ability to write cannot begin to capture the essence of New Order videos "True Faith" and "Blue Monday", you need to view these yourselves.

Monday, May 7, 2012

The Arby\'s Hand

Arby\'s recently unveiled an ad campaign involving patrons shaking the disembodied hand of the person that made it. While eating food that comes with a disembodied hand doesn\'t entice me, it did inspire similar disembodied hand add campaigns; Conan, call me anytime with an offer.

Taco Bell: Immediate punch to the gut.
CiCi\'s: hand passes deep fried taco pizza to morbidly obese family on electric scooters
Wendy\'s: Sassy, mildly attractive redhead\'s hand shows you a picture of a salad and then pours a bottle of raspberry, Asian fused walnut dressing into your eyes to distract you from the wilted, brown mess included with tomatoes infused with preservatives
McDonald\'s: Zombified arm of Macho Man Randy Savage delivers a people\'s elbow to the arteries

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Long time, no update

Hey readers (what few are left),

Life has been hectic since my last update. I'm currently on the north slope filling in as a night MWD after completing my first well as a night DD (only drilled the production section, but we all have to start somewhere). The new job is awesome, and I can't wait to continue my learning where I left off.

It's still cold as sin up here, but the sun is out more thus causing it to warm up (slightly).

-R