Arby\'s recently unveiled an ad campaign involving patrons shaking the disembodied hand of the person that made it. While eating food that comes with a disembodied hand doesn\'t entice me, it did inspire similar disembodied hand add campaigns; Conan, call me anytime with an offer.
Taco Bell: Immediate punch to the gut.
CiCi\'s: hand passes deep fried taco pizza to morbidly obese family on electric scooters
Wendy\'s: Sassy, mildly attractive redhead\'s hand shows you a picture of a salad and then pours a bottle of raspberry, Asian fused walnut dressing into your eyes to distract you from the wilted, brown mess included with tomatoes infused with preservatives
McDonald\'s: Zombified arm of Macho Man Randy Savage delivers a people\'s elbow to the arteries
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